Trying on a dress

Customer: «I'd like to try on that dress in the window.»

Storekeeper: «Fine, but we'd rather have you try it on in the dressing room.»

A joke by Malky Drew, New York

Getting smarter

Kim: «Here are some smart pills. If you eat them you'll get smarter."

Jim: «Ugh! These aren't pills. They're beans!»

Kim: «See? You're getting smarter already.»

A joke by Heather Shearer from California